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me: *leaves room and walks into kitchen*
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dad: hey she came out of her hole
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dad: it's like you live in a cave
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dad: we haven't seen you in a while
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dad: it's like you're a gnome or troll or something
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dad: you only leave to stock up on food
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dad: oh and there she goes
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dad: walking right past me with her food
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dad: see you in a few days