by LINDY WEST
There’s been a lot of talk these last couple of weeks about “hipster racism” or “ironic racism”—or, as I like to call it, racism. It’s, you know, introducing your black friend as “my black friend”—as a joke!!!—to show everybody how totally not preoccupied you are with your black…
Reason #20 I should not be left alone at home for vast amounts of time.
This is the instance, where I attempt to look like a doll.
I’m pretty sure Spiderman is judging me.
i truly genuinely feel sorry for all the people who try to talk to me and get disappointed and upset because i probably sound like i don’t want to talk to them when i actually just don’t know what to say I’M SORRY
My uterus is killing me and I can’t sleep anymore and ugh
sleeping naked seems like such a scary game of risk. what if your house caught on fire during the night and you had to run outside and EVERYONE would see your butt. what if a burglar broke in and you had to stop them and they could see your boob. you’d have to live the rest of your life knowing he…
why I could never sleep naked
my brother: Is this how you live your life, just sitting on the computer? Is this how you experience life?
me: yes.

Always. Even if my roommates don’t always wanna help…