1 day ago on 31 May 2012 @ 9:35pm + 250 notes
via jerrymuffinbutt (originally tobia)

The Force shall free me.: A Complete Guide to ‘Hipster Racism’

by LINDY WEST

There’s been a lot of talk these last couple of weeks about “hipster racism” or “ironic racism”—or, as I like to call it, racism. It’s, you know, introducing your black friend as “my black friend”—as a joke!!!—to show everybody how totally not preoccupied you are with your black…

3 days ago on 29 May 2012 @ 2:13pm + 2 notes
# gpoy

Reason #20 I should not be left alone at home for vast amounts of time.

This is the instance, where I attempt to look like a doll.
I’m pretty sure Spiderman is judging me.

6 days ago on 26 May 2012 @ 6:36pm + 2 notes
# dog

I love my dog

Even when Peaches attacks my face

and obviously needs a haircut…

2 weeks ago on 14 May 2012 @ 10:37am + 3 notes
# food
# nomz

I have octagonal waffles.

Your argument is invalid.

3 weeks ago on 6 May 2012 @ 5:52pm
# bear

Bear hug!

1 month ago on 9 April 2012 @ 8:30pm + 21,006 notes
via tinyxo (originally daveissoironiclike)
# gpoy

i truly genuinely feel sorry for all the people who try to talk to me and get disappointed and upset because i probably sound like i don’t want to talk to them when i actually just don’t know what to say I’M SORRY

2 months ago on 28 March 2012 @ 10:17am

My uterus is killing me and I can’t sleep anymore and ugh

2 months ago on 24 March 2012 @ 11:08pm + 67 notes
via bonaventure- (originally bonaventure-)

bonaventure-: sleeping naked seems like such a scary game of risk. what if your...

bonaventure-:

sleeping naked seems like such a scary game of risk. what if your house caught on fire during the night and you had to run outside and EVERYONE would see your butt. what if a burglar broke in and you had to stop them and they could see your boob. you’d have to live the rest of your life knowing he…

why I could never sleep naked

my brother: Is this how you live your life, just sitting on the computer? Is this how you experience life?

me: yes.

2 months ago on 21 March 2012 @ 10:30pm + 665 notes
via obnoxiouslaugh (originally th1s1snottheend)
# gpoy

Always. Even if my roommates don’t always wanna help…